“I think the telekinetic, possibly alien baby has imprinted on Todd and now she’s trying to kill me so she can have all his attention to herself.”
“Okay, let’s, uh. Let’s calm down—”
“Farah, you have to believe me! Whenever I see her and Todd, I feel like I’m dying. And she just so happens to have powers, so what other explanation is there?”
“Oh, Dirk,” Farah says in the tone that Dirk has now come to learn means that somewhere along the way, he’s missed something huge and rather obvious.
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A case drops a telekinetic baby into the agency’s care and Dirk feels…overwhelmed whenever he sees Todd competently, wonderfully, lovingly taking care of a child.
heres 7.5k of dirk pining and panicking and trying very hard not to jump out of the window because todd is good at taking care of babies and also neither of them have confessed their feelings yet
Anonymous asked: Ohmygod I just read your brotzly fic and let me tell you,, it is perfect. I’m in incredible pain from a whole day of classes but I instantly felt better because your Dirk is adorable and fantastic and so. well. written. Basically, thank you for making my day better. PS. I also love your Todd and Farah and all the words were good words and you did good and thanksokaybye.
aaaAA!! im really glad the fic was able to brighten your day up somehow. thank you so so much for your kind words!!!
“I think the telekinetic, possibly alien baby has imprinted on Todd and now she’s trying to kill me so she can have all his attention to herself.”
“Okay, let’s, uh. Let’s calm down—”
“Farah, you have to believe me! Whenever I see her and Todd, I feel like I’m dying. And she just so happens to have powers, so what other explanation is there?”
“Oh, Dirk,” Farah says in the tone that Dirk has now come to learn means that somewhere along the way, he’s missed something huge and rather obvious.
-
A case drops a telekinetic baby into the agency’s care and Dirk feels…overwhelmed whenever he sees Todd competently, wonderfully, lovingly taking care of a child.
heres 7.5k of dirk pining and panicking and trying very hard not to jump out of the window because todd is good at taking care of babies and also neither of them have confessed their feelings yet
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